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Why I Need to Delete Facebook

Matt Farley — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 02:41:41 +0000

I don’t actually spend much time on Facebook, but this made me laugh:

The Last Airbender Breaks Out of Prison!

Matt Farley — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 01:54:12 +0000

Not too many kids are cute enough to pull off a haircut like this!

Above we see the star from Prison Break, and below is the Last Airbender

Real Life Super Heros (RLSH)

Matt Farley — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 18:14:23 +0000

“He surely won’t recognize us because he’s blind. But, I’m sure he’ll recognize the taste of a good meal.”

Link: World Real Life Super Hero Registry

This is why women ask us to put the toilet seat down..

Matt Farley — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:26:25 +0000

Tia wasn’t home, I was in the living room, and I heard Mason crying somewhere in the back of the house. After some searching, this is what I found: (and yes, I did leave him in there to go get my camera.. )

Dad Life – This is how we do it

Matt Farley — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:44:12 +0000

Old Spice at BYU?

Matt Farley — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:52:35 +0000

Stephen Jones (the actor) does stand-up at BYU with the stand-up comedy club, Humor U. He did a bit in a stand-up show where he imitated the Old Spice guy as an old man; it probably sparked the idea for the commercial.

This video was written, directed, and produced by a team of students who work in the library. It was shot in the library on a Saturday. The students usually work recording lectures and supporting other campus projects.

Best Father’s Day Gift. Ever.

Matt Farley — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 19:39:25 +0000

Happy Father’s Day

Matt Farley — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:50:16 +0000

I came across lovely Father’s Day Portrait below on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com and thought “If that dad deserves such an amazing gift of love, so does mine!”.

The Talent Show

Matt Farley — Sun, 16 May 2010 03:15:02 +0000

Last night was our ward (Church) talent show, in which all four of us played an important role.

Tia was in charge of the entire show and put in a lot of effort on the logistics, food, scheduling, etc. She also MC’d the entire evening.

Kalani has been in a kid’s choir for the past year and took the opportunity to showcase some of her talent by singing Deep in the Heart of Texas.

As for me (and Mason), I saw this as a golden opportunity to pass on a tradition to my first born son: performing Ice Ice Baby. This was my 4th performance, and I thought it would be good to get Mason up there with me near the end so he could work on his stage presence.

Age 14, Ice Hair in Full Effect

His Eminence

My resume of Vanilla Ice performances now stands as follows:

1992 – My first ever Church Young Mens / Young Womens combined activity (a talent show)
2000 – In Tarbes, France, at yet another Church talent show
2009 – On a cruise with my best friend
2010 – Tomball Ward Talent Show

I would try to say my wife made me do this because she was in charge of the show, but there’s no hiding it… I was born for this.

So without further adieu, here are Kalani and Matt, doing what they do best.

Motorsports in Dubai

Matt Farley — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:19:01 +0000

1000 hp Nissan Patrol climbing a mega-dune

Dubai looks like fun.